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Chugging Eggnog This Holiday Season Could Kill You

Chugging Eggnog Tequila This Holiday Season Could Kill You

Chugging Eggnog Could Kill You

Eggnog pfft, tequila can make you a way bigger idiot…

Reading the article on the guy from Utah that had to be hospitalized after chugging eggnog reminded me of a similar experience. Of course my story involves women and I was chugging alcohol but who’s competing?

When I was a young man I was at a party and was trying to impress a couple hotties with my drinking prowess. The girls were twins and I was already making out with one so I felt like I had it all under control. One of the guys at the party suggested a drinking contest where the winner would get $50. Of course my dumbass was on board and the girls kept feeding me shots between smooches. Well everything was fine for a while until I passed out after drinking an entire bottle of tequila and starting puking everywhere. Of course I wasn’t conscious of any of that but I did come to in the shower for a few minutes as people were trying to revive me.

Next thing I remember I was in the bed at home with an absolutely killer headache and loads of nausea. After that I remember waking up in the hospital and being told I had alcohol poisoning. I ended up in the hospital for a week and never saw the twins again.

I guess the moral of the story is to know your limitations. As men it’s easy to get carried away in competition especially when women are around. I didn’t know my limitations and ended losing out on everything and ended up almost killing myself too. This holiday season be sure to have fun but also be responsible.




  1. Mary Ambrosino says

    Good advice.