Chugging Eggnog Tequila This Holiday Season Could Kill You
Eggnog pfft, tequila can make you a way bigger idiot…
Reading the article on the guy from Utah that had to be hospitalized after chugging eggnog reminded me of a similar experience. Of course my story involves women and I was chugging alcohol but who’s competing?
When I was a young man I was at a party and was trying to impress a couple hotties with my drinking prowess. The girls were twins and I was already making out with one so I felt like I had it all under control. One of the guys at the party suggested a drinking contest where the winner would get $50. Of course my dumbass was on board and the girls kept feeding me shots between smooches. Well everything was fine for a while until I passed out after drinking an entire bottle of tequila and starting puking everywhere. Of course I wasn’t conscious of any of that but I did come to in the shower for a few minutes as people were trying to revive me.
Next thing I remember I was in the bed at home with an absolutely killer headache and loads of nausea. After that I remember waking up in the hospital and being told I had alcohol poisoning. I ended up in the hospital for a week and never saw the twins again.
I guess the moral of the story is to know your limitations. As men it’s easy to get carried away in competition especially when women are around. I didn’t know my limitations and ended losing out on everything and ended up almost killing myself too. This holiday season be sure to have fun but also be responsible.
Good advice.