The Art of Aural Stimulation

Disclosure: This article is for entertainment purposes only and not medically sound advice. Don’t be a dummy and pop your eardrum sticking things in your ears.

The Art of Aural Stimulation

Your ear canals are actually quite sensitive and cleaning them can be highly pleasurable. I personally see nothing wrong with getting cotton balls deep with a Q-Tip as long as you swab responsibly. For me a shower never feels complete until I clean out my ears.

It’s not that I have a problem with earwax. Our bodies produce it naturally and it has a lot of benefits. Earwax keeps the inside of your ears from drying out and functions kind of like a shield. It also contains chemicals and whatnot that help fight off infections. If it weren’t for the many benefits of earwax, I would probably be poking around in my ear all day. Too much of a good thing can turn into something bad quickly though so I recommend keeping your aural stimulation to a minimum. Moderation is key. If your ear becomes sensitive or if you experience any discomfort just take a break for a while.

I’ve developed my aural skills over a lifetime. Like anything the more you practice the better you get. I can barely remember the last time I caused myself any kind of pain. To keep from running into any critical ear parts, I choke up on the Q-tip allowing only a portion into my ear canal. Then I rotate the Q-Tip by rolling it between my fingertips in a circular motion until I achieve full on eargasm. When performed properly cleaning your ears can be one of the most pleasurable experiences of your life.

I’ve heard all of the arguments against sticking Q-Tips in your ears but I just can’t buy in to all the hoopla. How bad could something be if it feels that good? I mean if you can’t put Q-Tips in your ears what’s the point of living?